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Listing of My Rants

Over to user's guide of rants

  • --v. ranted, ranting, rants.
  • --intr. To speak or declaim in a violent, loud, or vehement manner; rave.
  • --tr. To exclaim with violence or extravagance.
  • --n. rant
  • Violent, loud, or extravagant speech.
  • Chiefly Brit. Regional. Wild or uproarious merriment.
  • ranter --n.
  • Etymology: Probably from Du. ranten.
    Domain: Literature, Rhetoric, Philosophy, British

    And now, some actual rants. They're mine unless otherwise noted. Thanks to Geoff Langdale for inspiring the Relationship Strategies and Knowledge Enterprises rants and to Ray Hagstrom for inspiring the Haiti rant.

    Apr 10 2002 Personal ad
    Oct 26 1999 A method and system for generating patents automatically
    1996 The Case Against Babies (by Joy Williams)
    Apr 9 1996 Relationship Strategies for the 90s
    Mar 20 1996 Values and the Budget
    Sep 14 1995 Protect Your Children from the Bible (also see wacky bible quotes)
    Aug 8 1995 Knowledge Enterprises Wants YOU
    Jul 7 1995 Personal Porn Explorer (by Geoff Langdale)
    Dec 15 1994 cmu.cs.polite.discussion
    Dec 15 1994 Political Correctness and Pro-censorship
    Nov 1 1994 Haiti and Our Swampland Paradise
    Mar 21 1994 Turn the clock back, Constitution
    Mar 07 1994 CBS and the Harding family
    Dec 1994 Perot, Larry, and Ted
    Sep 1994 Cold-blooded Healthcare
    ye olden days Theses and Bananas (by Ray Hagstrom)

    Why do cats paint?