Burning flags, godless schools, a drugged youth, homicidal drug
dealers, crazed yuppies, high unemployment, single welfare mothers,
homeless street beggars.

Do something! Write your Congress and Senate representatives and
demand a Turn Back The Clock To The Good Ole 50s Constitutional
Ammendment.  Outlaw divorce, single motherhood, pornography, and TV
violence.  Kill all the drug dealers.  Relegalize the
institutionalization of the homeless.  Ban begging so you won't feel
guilty anymore.  Ban robots so any stupid schlepp can have a factory
job again; ban welfare so he'll have to.  Ban working moms so they'll
go back where they belong and he won't have to compete against them in
the workplace.  Legalize public school prayer so that your kids will
fear God and won't have to go to school with godless atheists.  And,
most importantly, protect the American flag from disrespectful pot
smokers.

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