Pittsburgh, PA. (for immediate release)              July 7, 1995

           The controversial author of the `CMU study' on electronic pornography
         is making the news again. In the CMU tradition of rapid commercialisation
         of new technologies, the technology developed from the study will be
         used as the core technology of a start-up business, known as RimmJob
         Enterprises.

           RimmJob Enterprises' debut offering will be a Internet browsing tool
         called `Personal Porn Explorer'. Says the CEO of this dynamic young
         business:

           `Personal Porn Explorer takes the guesswork out of finding tasty porn
         on the Internet!'

           Among Personal Porn Explorer's features (quoted from the preface to the
         user manual):

           `Contruction of a detailed user profile: So as to quickly find the porn
         that YOU want, PPE can construct a psychological profile of your
         paraphilias. Contains full manual conflict resolution: Is female-to-female
         oral-anal action LESBIAN, ORAL, or ANAL? You be the judge!'

          `Amazing connectivity: Now you can take part in the revolutionary
        Communications Technology that allowed the founders of RimmJob Enterprises
        their early, sensational success! You'll hardly notice the difference
        between USENET, the Internet and the adult BBS world!'

          `Report mechanism (only available in the Deluxe or Academic Porn-Explorer -
        available 4Q95): Confused by the masses of porn you've been downloading?
        Electrical Engineering degree not panning out? Blinded by the possibilities?
        The Deluxe Porn Report generator is an automatic mechanism for making
        sense of your activities. Produces reports in Microsoft Word, Postscript,
        and Georgetown Law Review formates. Comes with PRP 2.4.5 protection.
        (Peer Review Protection, a powerful privacy mechanism for your generated
        reports - not included in the international version).'

          A shareware version of Personal Porn Explorer will be available from
        Rimmjob Enterprises for evaluation purposes only.

         For full information about the Rimm study, or related work, contact
	the author and putative head of RimmJob Enterprises,
	martin.rimm@andrew.cmu.edu

                                 :)