In late 1997 I read an amazing book titled "Why Do Cats Paint?" dedicated to unraveling the mysteries of feline art. The masterpieces in question, all beautifully photographed, range from acrylic paint smeared over outdoor fences to colored refrigerator magnets in the shape of letters to tangles of twine and dead mice. For the featured artists some personal background is included, with discussions of how their kittenhood traumas relate to their style and a couple tragic tales of cats dying for their art. Frequently the artist is shown sitting next to its creation. Like all art critics, the writers of this book tend to get distracted from questions of beauty and the artist's intentions and bogged down in the details of the disputes between different schools of feline art. A number of outside critics (curators of museums of non-human art, experts specializing in feline art, etc.: all the usual suspects) are brought in to shed some shadow on these subjects. The authors do, as the title promises, manage to explore the question of why cats paint to some extent. Cats use urine and feces in various rituals involving territorial markings, feline hygiene, etc. Some acrylic paints apparently smell similar enough to stimulate analogous behaviors in particularly artistic cats, which can sublimate those inner drives in order to produce art. The authors do not explain why the artistic impulse is so rare in felines compared to humans. Rumor has it the authors are dog lovers :-)